March 2012
687 posts
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: when's lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
yeah, so I guess you have control over my happiness now. Try not to fuck it up.
guy: you athletic?
me: ya I surf
guy: cool
me: the internet
